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San Francisco’s two biggest problems this week are Homer and BART.
John Breech (@johnbreech), via Twitter

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President Clinton, Stephen Colbert, and Chelsea Clinton’s Adventures on Twitter.

Giggles

(Source: poehlerfey)

(Reblogged from apsies)

Funny — I wasn’t aware I was following you, Newt. Now I see how you hit 1.3 million. And you, ciaran diamond. Who the hell are you?

This past weekend I used the word “Vicodin” in a Tweet. Two hours later, this lady/rehab center started following me.

To Who It May Concern:

In 2004, I got my first “cell phone.” Late in 2007, I joined The Facebook. Now it is 2011; I have decided to leap onto the bandwagon early this time, ahead of the curve. That’s right — I’ve become a member of the Twitter.com community, which recently made a big splash in the news when it played a major role in the Anthony Weiner scandal.

I wish I could express my excitement in fewer than 140 characters, but I am not that pithy, concise, or succinct — to say nothing of my inability to be laconic, get down to brass tacks, or spin a memorable epigram — so I had to express my elation here instead. Unfortunately, elation soon devolved into indignation when I logged onto the homepage and saw this blatant grammatical error on the banner:

Who — yes, it’s “who” in this case — is the in-house copy editor over there at Twitter.com?

Anyway, you can follow me @WolmanTweets. If you do, I will follow you in return, and who knows where things will escalate from there.