Wols, this girl would suffocate you if you guys had sex.
The always quotable SRB (who wishes to remain anonymous henceforth, despite the inevitable Wolman Bump her Tumblr page would receive from my outbound link), on a local lady (who will remain anonymous for obvious reasons) who emailed me today. The potential suitee had labeled herself as “curvy,” which is as euphemistic as online-dating pull-down-menu options come, but I couldn’t tell by her pictures how “curvy” she was and so solicited SRB’s take.