Outside a furniture store in Los Altos, Calif.

I’ve always loved three-dimensional wall art (or whatever it’s officially called).

This poem is bananas.

(Source: newyorker.com)

funnyordie:

The Many Ailments Michael Douglas Has Overcome

Michael Douglas recently revealed that oral sex was the cause of his throat cancer. But the cunnilingus-caused disease isn’t the first malady he’s licked.

See his entire medical history here.

(Reblogged from funnyordie)

The news feed on Yahoo’s homepage last night. For reals.

WTF? Did The Onion hack into Marissa’s email and commandeer Yahoo News?

My hair is longer than it’s been since I was 16. Which allows for some mildly entertaining post-workout sweat-as-mousse moments.

My hair is longer than it’s been since I was 16. Which allows for some mildly entertaining post-workout sweat-as-mousse moments.

Wrong answer.

Wrong answer.

“VaginaBarf” was taken.

“VaginaBarf” was taken.

allcreatures:

A giant fluorescent pink slug Triboniophorous aff. graeffei found only in the misty Mount Kaputar area of north-western New South Wales, Australia. By day it hides under leaf mould but on rainy nights locals have long reported sightings of hundreds of the astonishing creatures that come out to feed off mould and moss.

Picture: MICHAEL MURPHY/AFP/Getty Images (via Pictures of the day: 29 April 2013 - Telegraph)

(Reblogged from allcreatures)

My new fav photo of my fav toddler, along with a sketch a friend made on his computer based on the pic.

Most of us carry around in our hearts places we must visit. My list began with Wales — verdant, mystical, rimmed with cliffs, dotted with castle ruins. When I learned that Wales recently became the first country in the world with a formal footpath along its entire coastline — 870 miles of trails — I could no longer resist.
Dominique Browning, in today’s Travel section cover story

(Source: The New York Times)

Talk about creepily targeted advertising.

Talk about creepily targeted advertising.

Took a little trip to the PNW last weekend. Trusty Nikon wasn’t on hand, so I broke out the smart phone for some lo-res fun.