njwight:

Celebrate Endangered Animal Day. Educate yourself about the ICUN Red List which currently lists the black rhino as critically endangered. Make Some Noise for our disappearing creatures and the folks who work tirelessly to try to keep them safe!

(Reblogged from allcreatures)
(Reblogged from motherjones)

Took the OkCupid “Death Test.”

The best way to enjoy Baz Luhrmann’s big and noisy new version of “The Great Gatsby” — and despite what you may have heard, it is an eminently enjoyable movie — is to put aside whatever literary agenda you are tempted to bring with you. I grant that this is not so easily done. F. Scott Fitzgerald’s slender, charming third novel has accumulated a heavier burden of cultural significance than it can easily bear. Short and accessible enough to be consumed in a sitting, the book has become, in the 88 years since its publication, a schoolroom staple and a pop-cultural totem. It shapes our increasingly fuzzy image of the jazz age and fuels endless term papers on the American dream and related topics.

Through this fog of glib allusion and secondhand thinking, the wistful glimmer of Fitzgerald’s prose shines like the green light at the end of Daisy Buchanan’s dock. If “The Great Gatsby” can’t quite sustain the Big Ideas that are routinely attached to it — a fact that periodically inspires showboating critical contrarians to proclaim that it’s not such a big deal after all — it nonetheless remains a lively, imaginative presence.

A.O. Scott is the second-best film critic writing today.

(Source: The New York Times)

My favorite workshop professor from grad school, in an interview with himself:

  • Q: Where do you like to write?
  • A: Where I don’t know the Internet password.

Last night, some random chick IM'd me on OkCupid, which almost never happens. I present here the transcript in full:

  • Her: Im alone right now you got a min to chat??
  • Me: sure
  • Her: these sites gets me in trouble sometimes, cause they dont really like nudity ;) lol, you have any private pics?
  • Me: you can see the pics on my profile
  • Her: http://FlirtyCrush.com
  • Me: are you a real person?
  • Her: well actually...how about we skip the pics and i just show you a little something on my cam?
  • Me: can you type a number, any number?
  • Her: lol i have a fetish of being watched, im shy and submissive in person so this lets me be dirty lol..let me put something sexy on one sec ok?
  • Me: go fuck yourself
  • Her: we can cam here but i prefer to use a site that doesnt allow recording of the video, i cant share these thing with the world and i dont know if i can trust you yet lol.. go to http://www.liveinvite.net thats my personal page
  • Me: you have herpes
  • Her: this site streams fast like skype but prevents recording, and its free since im a vip member...join there and it'll connect us :)
  • Me: i just reported you to the FBI
  • Her: yea just takes a sec and then you can fulfill my naughty dreams ;) what do you want me to do first, stuff my pussy or my ass? lol
  • Me: your colon, please
  • Her: cc is just for age verification babe
  • Me: i don't have an age
  • Her: i'm 24
  • Me: i'm -31
  • Her: you in yet?
  • Me: yes, i'm in your colon
  • Her: ok
  • Me: it smells terrible
Deadly giant snails have been found in Houston. Quick! Saunter for your lives!
Stephen Colbert, tonight, apropos of this

Probably the goofiest photo I’ve ever seen in The New Yorker.

(Photograph by Mark Peckmezian)

Fun with Nikon. Sea Ranch, Calif.

It’s hard to really look at someone and go ‘Maybe something nice will happen.’ I know too much about life to have any optimism. I know even if it’s nice, it’s going to lead to shit. I know if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you’ve just decided something shitty is going to happen. You might have a nice couple of dates, but then she’ll stop calling you back and that’ll feel shitty. Or you’ll date for a long time and then she’ll have sex with one of your friends, or you will with one of hers, and that will be shitty. Or you’ll get married and it won’t work out and you’ll get divorced and split your friends and money, and that’s horrible. Or you’ll meet the perfect person who you love infinitely. And you even ARGUE well, and you grow together, and you have children, and then you get old together, and then SHE’S GONNA DIE. That’s the BEST-CASE SCENARIO, is that you’re gonna lose your best friend, and then you just walk home from D’agostino’s with heavy bags every day and wait for your turn to be nothing also.
Louis C.K.

Point Arena Lighthouse. Mendocino County, Calif.

Sea Ranch, Calif.

fug, nimbus, transfigure, insurrectionary, wildcat (adj.), agitprop, louche, trice, soixante-huitards

words dropped by Anthony Lane in his 1-page review of Something in the Air in this week’s New Yorker

(Source: newyorker.com)